Tidy Titans Gifts

Hospital Stores - "We'll have to clear out stores more often, I've just found this machine for 'ye casting out of devils'."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"He likes it."

Maybe clean out your wallet

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

The household cavalry

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Cleaning Lockers.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

G.P.S. For the Home

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

"I've had enough of your garbage."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

Teddy! Clean up your room! Twig! Time to empty the dishwasher. Apparently they're not voice-activated.

This magazine has terrific ideas on de-cluttering. Let's hear. Start with just on pile. But which? How about this one? Good choice. It's magazines with terrific articles on de-cluttering. Next: magazines with bad articles!

Please pick up after your kid

'Why should I pick up all this stuff? You bought it!'