Tidy Titans Gifts

Hospital Stores - "We'll have to clear out stores more often, I've just found this machine for 'ye casting out of devils'."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"He likes it."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

The household cavalry

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

G.P.S. For the Home

A man with a rake on a desert island

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

Cleaning Lockers.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"I've had enough of your garbage."

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

'Why should I pick up all this stuff? You bought it!'

Please pick up after your kid

Minimalist Japanese junk shop