Tidy Rebels Gifts

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

The household cavalry

'But you said to clean my room.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Categories are the key to organizing.

Cleaning Lockers.

G.P.S. For the Home

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Space aliens, my foot! You get right down there and clean up that mess!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

I think it's time to clean the basement.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Is clutter necessary?

"I've had enough of your garbage."

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

Recycled humor.

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

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