Quilting Queen Gifts

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

I quilt therefore I am

The Three Wise Queens

"Bed Spread"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Balancing work and family

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I had to skip my workout."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

I love embroidery

Clubbing

Sew on a sequin!

Crotchet

Quilt fanatic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Granny Wear

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Quilting Bee.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

A queen in a star print gown

Lance Armstrong: the later years.

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

Make do and mend

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."