Kitchenware Queen Gifts

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Take me to your Larder!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Sweet surprise.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

The secret lives of household things.

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Mum's Baking is best!

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Flatware Follies.

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"So much to do... so little time."

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

Pop-up toaster.