Quirky Kitchen Queen Gifts

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The secret lives of household things.

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

Chef Cake Topper

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Mum's Baking is best!

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

"Your mom really puts herself into her work, doesn't she?"

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

Cuckoo blender

'Sorry.'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

'Hope I'm not catching you with a bird in the bath, Harold?'

"My wife prefers the kitchen to herself while she's cooking..."

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

Ants take cheese and grater