Quirky Kitchen Queen T-Shirts

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The secret lives of household things.

Chef Cake Topper

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Mum's Baking is best!

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

"My wife prefers the kitchen to herself while she's cooking..."

Cuckoo blender

Ants take cheese and grater

'Hope I'm not catching you with a bird in the bath, Harold?'

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

'Sorry.'