Quirky Kitchen King/queen T-Shirts

The secret lives of household things.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Counting ribs

"Take me to your Larder!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Sweet surprise.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Mum's Baking is best!

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Octopus

Cuckoo blender