Kitchen King Or Queen T-Shirts

Sweet surprise.

"Take me to your Larder!"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Counting ribs

Any time is cake o'clock

Domestic Goddess.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

The secret lives of household things.

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Paul Bocuse caricature

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Mum's Baking is best!

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."