Convenience Queen/king T-Shirts

"So what are you going to do with all this time you've saved?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Take me to your Larder!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Sweet surprise.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

The secret lives of household things.

Church Drive-Thru.

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

Octopus

Drive Thru Police Station

"Enough!"

Woman looks at frozen ready meal and says to man: 'You may have bought them from the corner shop, but that doesn't mean they're 'locally-sourced'.'

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

Cats, always on the lookout for new recruits.

When Anteaters Get Lazy

'It has three bathrooms and not one set of scales.'

Housewife

Grills Gone Wild.

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

If you drive Teddy to school, you can calm him down about his lacrosse tryout. Will do. Thanks for the pep talk, dad. No problem. Fester School.

Pond Village Store Generalists

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"Mom sent us over while she gets the carpet cleaned."

Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.