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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

The secret lives of household things.

Buns Of Veal.

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Big advantage!!'

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

Academy.

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

Octopus

'He's got a 'can-do' attitude - look!'

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

"I never use simple explanations when I'm guilty. They don't let me use my dramatic acting skills."