Cooler King/queen T-Shirts

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

The secret lives of household things.

Buns Of Veal.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'Big advantage!!'

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

Academy.

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

Octopus

'He's got a 'can-do' attitude - look!'