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"Surprise!"

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

'I can't believe you hired your National Security Advisor from Cratg's List!'

'Half bread and honey, and half blackbirds.'

TV jester.

Royal Fridge Magnet

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Great Therapy!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

To read or not to read?

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'I'm a star!'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Buns Of Veal.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

'Big advantage!!'

Siegfried is speared

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.