Court King/queen T-Shirts

'Big advantage!!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

'Great Therapy!'

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

To read or not to read?

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Basketball

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'I'm a star!'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Buns Of Veal.

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

Academy.