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'Big advantage!!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Annual run-off at the mouth.

TV jester.

'Great Therapy!'

"Surprise!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

To read or not to read?

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Basketball

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'I'm a star!'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Buns Of Veal.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

Backstage at the Globe Theater. I'm going to practice my soliloquy one more time. To be or not to be that is the question ... Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Excuse me, it's showtime. Break a leg! You too! I guess you can't make a "Hamlet" without breaking a few legs!