King Or Queen For A Day T-Shirts

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Surprise!"

TV jester.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Great Therapy!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Connected to Technology.

To read or not to read?

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Big advantage!!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

Siegfried is speared

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

Deux Ex Mechanic

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

Weatherman

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

2019 - Lazy B*****d/2020 - Responsible Adult

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

Cats, always on the lookout for new recruits.