Question King Or Queen T-Shirts

FAQs. Why is the sky blue? Why do I have to eat my peas? But why? Pt.1. But why? Pt. 2.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

TV jester.

'Great Therapy!'

"Surprise!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

To read or not to read?

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

The Royal Wii

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Buns Of Veal.

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."