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'My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

TV jester.

'Great Therapy!'

"Surprise!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

To read or not to read?

Connected to Technology.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Tina Turner

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Buns Of Veal.

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

'Big advantage!!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...