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"Let me through, I've got an Instagram account!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Great Therapy!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Connected to Technology.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

To read or not to read?

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Feel my claw of death!"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'

Siegfried is speared

Backstage at the Globe Theater. I'm going to practice my soliloquy one more time. To be or not to be that is the question ... Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Excuse me, it's showtime. Break a leg! You too! I guess you can't make a "Hamlet" without breaking a few legs!

'Wow, that really was concentrated dish soap.'