Catalog King Or Queen T-Shirts

Hi, mom. I see you've got your catalogs. Indeed. What vegetables shall I plant this year? Why should I care? It's your garden. True�But your front porch gets my surplus. Can you plant chips, cookies and ice cream? Tomato. Beans.

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Surprise!"

TV jester.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Sweet surprise.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

The Royal Wii.

Buns Of Veal.

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Academy.

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"I had a horrible nightmare! I dreamt nothing I ever posted in my life went viral."

Swedish TikTok

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'

FAQs. Why is the sky blue? Why do I have to eat my peas? But why? Pt.1. But why? Pt. 2.

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

Hypermodels

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

Grills Gone Wild.

Royal Fridge Magnet

"Let me through, I've got an Instagram account!"

'I can't believe you hired your National Security Advisor from Cratg's List!'