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"This feels like an accomplishment."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Man running

Running

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

January Joiner

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Nordic Career-Trak

Buns Of Veal.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Still on your left."

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."