Cardio King Or Queen Gifts

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercise Class

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Man running

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Running

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Nordic Career-Trak

January Joiner

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Buns Of Veal.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Still on your left."