Cardio Queens Gifts

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Exercise Class

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Clubbing

Man running

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Nordic Career-Trak

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Buns Of Veal.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Still on your left."

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'