Catalog King Or Queen Gifts

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Take me to your Larder!"

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Sweet surprise.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Buns Of Veal.

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Academy.

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

"I had a horrible nightmare! I dreamt nothing I ever posted in my life went viral."

'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

Swedish TikTok

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

Hypermodels

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

Royal Fridge Magnet

"Let me through, I've got an Instagram account!"

'Just be patient, will you? — our compuer is down.'

AnneMarie was convinced that her car had mysteriously shrunk while she was shopping.