Collectible King Or Queen Gifts

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Any time is cake o'clock

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Surprise!"

Trump Poutine

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

TV jester.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Keep on Truckin.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"It makes you look old."

The Royal Wii.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

Newest items from the cooler image

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.