Collectibles Gifts

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

Save the Lowlands or put away his loose stamps?

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

The end is near merchandise store

Mauvais Souvenirs De Paris

"Sorry, I can't remember your name, but your mask is familiar!"

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

'Make it quick. I'm running outta ammo.'

Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Three Kings brings gifts (Teddy bears etc )

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Thanks to Obama the Nobel Prize has lost much of its prestige. This is the third time I got one in my surprise meal this week.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'That Rolex you sold me was a fake.'

View-Masters for Giants. 'This one is cool. Wait till you see this one.'

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"It makes you look old."

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Hey Jinx, check out this Ivanka Trump action figure. It's a collectible..."

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Sketches by Boz - Ticket Office at Coach Station

Liberal Republican Party - 'Will Robinson Crusoe (Sumner) Forsake his Man Friday [the coloured man]?

"I'm called the Skin Horse because I'm made out of discarded human foreskin, okay? Got any more burning questions?"

On the bright side, the first 100 people here got a free bobblehead of you!

Al, next time, just ask me for the key to the men's room.

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."