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"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

Save the Lowlands or put away his loose stamps?

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'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

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'Make it quick. I'm running outta ammo.'

Three Kings brings gifts (Teddy bears etc )

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Sorry, I can't remember your name, but your mask is familiar!"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

View-Masters for Giants. 'This one is cool. Wait till you see this one.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Thanks to Obama the Nobel Prize has lost much of its prestige. This is the third time I got one in my surprise meal this week.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

A dog in a snow globe with all of the fur he has shed.

'You rang?'

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A cat puts money into a gumball machine full of goldfish.

"The bidding will start at $3 million ..."

"Estate sale"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

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Darth Veeper: Pence finally wearing his mask

"I'd offer you grapes but I have no idea where I put them."

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