Art Collectables Gifts

The Beatles

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Paul Klee

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Wagging Dog

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Needs to get a life"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Trump Poutine

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Cock A Doodle

"It's an Eyesaur."

Giant Monster in Bath

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Slinky Cow World

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Creation of Red Wine