Collectible King Or Queen T-Shirts

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Any time is cake o'clock

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

TV jester.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Surprise!"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Trump Poutine

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

The Gladiator.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Keep on Truckin.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Newest items from the cooler image

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"No not the puppy please"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.