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Any time is cake o'clock

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

TV jester.

"Surprise!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

"Any cravings?"

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

"I never use simple explanations when I'm guilty. They don't let me use my dramatic acting skills."

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

'You're more than just a piece of meat to me!'

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'