King Or Queen For A Day Gifts

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Surprise!"

TV jester.

'Great Therapy!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Connected to Technology.

To read or not to read?

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Feel my claw of death!"

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'Big advantage!!'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

Siegfried is speared

Backstage at the Globe Theater. I'm going to practice my soliloquy one more time. To be or not to be that is the question ... Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Excuse me, it's showtime. Break a leg! You too! I guess you can't make a "Hamlet" without breaking a few legs!

"you want to get out a bit more you do"

Shakespeare originally wrote "Romeo and Juliet" as a comedy.

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'

Deux Ex Mechanic

'So let me get this straight. Instead of our kingdom we now just have a horse?'

Weatherman

FAQs. Why is the sky blue? Why do I have to eat my peas? But why? Pt.1. But why? Pt. 2.

Hi, mom. I see you've got your catalogs. Indeed. What vegetables shall I plant this year? Why should I care? It's your garden. True�But your front porch gets my surplus. Can you plant chips, cookies and ice cream? Tomato. Beans.

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

2019 - Lazy B*****d/2020 - Responsible Adult

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'