Qualification Queen/king Gifts

Opp'y of a Lifetime

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Great Therapy!'

"Surprise!"

TV jester.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

To read or not to read?

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Buns Of Veal.

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

'Big advantage!!'

Siegfried is speared