Qualification Achievement Gifts

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

GCSEs

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Jumping Man

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

First Prize!

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

GCSE's

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

"I'm sorry, but you're under-overqualified and over-underqualified."

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

We are here!

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"We have some architects in our colony."

"You just don't see that kind of can-do attitude every day."

Qualifications

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"I just hope I can do half as well with my future as you did with yours."

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."