New Qualification Gifts

"Yep, that's a new sign: I've just finished my law-degree..."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

I got the raise

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors.

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

"I'm sorry, but you're under-overqualified and over-underqualified."

Newly Qualified Teacher.

'If Yomp is on it, how fast a track can is be?'

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Qualifications

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

'I didn't say I majored in business administration - I said I took business administration.'

'Center for rat race studies'

"Can we switch seats? I don't like sitting with my back to the door."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"I didn't get the job. They said I was over-qualified."

"I see you have a N.V.Q and a M.B.A."

Evolution.

John awoke feeling more optimistic. "I'm not unemployed - I'm self-employed. There's a difference," he lied.

'Being able to 'Raise the Dead' is all very well but I'm afraid it's not much use without the appropriate qualifications.'

"This place caters to workaholics."

'I exaggerated on my resume and I was still underqualified.'

'Don't worry, we start off very gradually...'

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."

"Sorry, go on, I was just distracted for a moment by all my qualifications."