New Qualification Pillows

"Yep, that's a new sign: I've just finished my law-degree..."

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

I got the raise

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors.

"I'm sorry, but you're under-overqualified and over-underqualified."

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

'If Yomp is on it, how fast a track can is be?'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Qualifications

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

'Center for rat race studies'

'I didn't say I majored in business administration - I said I took business administration.'

"Can we switch seats? I don't like sitting with my back to the door."

"I didn't get the job. They said I was over-qualified."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'Being able to 'Raise the Dead' is all very well but I'm afraid it's not much use without the appropriate qualifications.'

Evolution.

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

John awoke feeling more optimistic. "I'm not unemployed - I'm self-employed. There's a difference," he lied.

"I see you have a N.V.Q and a M.B.A."

"This place caters to workaholics."

'I exaggerated on my resume and I was still underqualified.'

'Don't worry, we start off very gradually...'

"Don't breath a word to anyone, but I'm never leaving graduate school."