Qualification Seeker Gifts

'Being able to 'Raise the Dead' is all very well but I'm afraid it's not much use without the appropriate qualifications.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Do you have any other skills?

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'