Quality Seeker Gifts

Think Zero Defects

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Crowded Ice Fishing

Do you have any other skills?

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I don't like your application."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."