Value Seeker Gifts

"Which one do you want?"

'It's a sunset, Billy. It's not selling anything.'

'This $32 million you quote - is that just your fee, or does it also include the actual building?'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"The bowling ball represents what you want to be paid, while the mini-pea represents what I think you're worth."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'To be honest, I don't particularly care for long hair, I just like to get my money's worth.'

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

Philosophical piggy bank.

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"The Catholic Bible's a better deal. You get 7 more books for the same price."

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"What about integrity, honour and principle?"

'The child's seat is worth more than the car.'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"The best things in life are free. The worst are $19.95."

"Baldo, you're my most trusted and loyal employee. So please don't spoil it by asking for a raise."

"If I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!"

"Of course we value your creativity and insight. We just don't value them very much."

'We should have spent it then.'

'We're celebrating because our son DIDN'T get into the $50,000 private college but DID get into the $4,000 state university!'

"£18 a bottle. It must be a pretty good wine!"

"I only watch it to see if the last dress he bought me is worth anything."

Prix Fixe Lunch - $1.50.

Extra value air 50c.

'It's nice to see someone with good old fashioned values.'

Crisis of values

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

Mega Cinema. Sorry I'm late, but it was such a terrible movie I had to watch it twice just to get my money's worth.

"But what is money? Why does it have value? Who gives it value? What is value?"

"Write this down …'Gold' … write this down also, … 'Diamonds'. Now read that back to me."

A one dollar baseball field

Large Dollar Sign Office Block