Valor Seeker Gifts

'Just when I thought my chances for being heroic were gone. Then to my good fortune, along came Afghanistan.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Hospital Departments

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

First past the post.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'It's Blurred.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"