Validation Seeker Gifts

'I've been seeing you for five months, and I still haven't received any google citations!'

"I feel I always need my opinions validated...Am I right?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I only come up here to have my opinions validated."

Social media likes

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Ooh's and Ahh's for your iPhone pics $1.00/minute

"Time to prop up my ego. . ."

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

"Twitter. . .reassurance that I'm not wasting my life alone."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

"But what about all the "likes" I got over the years?"

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I'd give up all that social media in exchange for continuous applause."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'