Validation Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you do egos?'

"Sometimes I find myself going to a notary public just for the acknowledgement."

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Waiting for the results.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'