Verification Enthusiast Gifts

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

"I only married him for his blue tick."

'Where was the TSA?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Meet the new factory manager.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

CCTV in church.

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Automation of Security

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Who's the new guy?"

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'