Validation Verifier Gifts

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."

"It's such a lovely day!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

Government Interference with Science.

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Parking validation

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."

Campus. F. You wrote "As air cools, water condenses and droplets form" in your paper for civics clss? I mistakenly Googled "Dew process" when I was writing it.

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

"But mom, how do I know I'm having a great time if I don't get some jealous comments on Facebook?"

"Before announcing our verdict, we'd like to test it on a focus group."

"So if you go on vacation and no one knows about it, did you really go on vacation?"

"Sometimes I find myself going to a notary public just for the acknowledgement."

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

Ashley the Approval Seeker