Verdict Validator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the verdict validator? These witty and creative items showcase sharp insights and a love for justice and clarity. Perfect for those who value fairness and have a knack for making well-informed judgments.

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"Before announcing our verdict, we'd like to test it on a focus group."

"Before announcing our verdict, we'd like to test it on a focus group." mockup

"Before announcing our verdict, we'd like to test it on a focus group."

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"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram." mockup

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

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"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour." mockup

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

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'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.'' mockup

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.' mockup

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

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Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . . mockup

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

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"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks." mockup

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

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"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that." mockup

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

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And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing. mockup

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

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'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.' mockup

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

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'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?' mockup

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

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'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.' mockup

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

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We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association. mockup

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

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"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it." mockup

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

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Decision on the flip of a coin... mockup

Decision on the flip of a coin...

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"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..." mockup

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

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'We find the defendant to be TOAST.' mockup

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

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Must you be so judgmental?

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"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?" mockup

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

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'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.' mockup

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

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"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard." mockup

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

from $19.00

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call." mockup

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

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Government Interference with Science. mockup

Government Interference with Science.

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'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.' mockup

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

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Parking validation

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'I'm sending you to Joliet for 15 years to think about what you did.'

'I'm sending you to Joliet for 15 years to think about what you did.' mockup

'I'm sending you to Joliet for 15 years to think about what you did.'

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'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I was abused as a child by a bank teller.'

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I was abused as a child by a bank teller.' mockup

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I was abused as a child by a bank teller.'

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"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?" mockup

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

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'We find the defendant guilty of the hanky, but not the panky.'

'We find the defendant guilty of the hanky, but not the panky.' mockup

'We find the defendant guilty of the hanky, but not the panky.'

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'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.'

'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.' mockup

'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.'

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"It would appear that we have a hung jury."

"It would appear that we have a hung jury." mockup

"It would appear that we have a hung jury."

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'Ah, the new pocket plaque's arrived.' mockup

'Ah, the new pocket plaque's arrived.'

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"Sometimes I find myself going to a notary public just for the acknowledgement."

"Sometimes I find myself going to a notary public just for the acknowledgement." mockup

"Sometimes I find myself going to a notary public just for the acknowledgement."

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Verdict Validator Gifts Collection

Verdict Validator Mugs

Explore our collection of verdict validator mugs—perfect for those who love their coffee with a dash of justice and wit.

Verdict Validator Pillows

Check out verdict validator pillows—bring humor and character to any room with a clever, justice-inspired design.

Verdict Validator Prints

Browse verdict validator prints—perfect for celebrating sharp judgment and a witty sense of justice in your decor.

Verdict Validator T-Shirts

Discover our verdict validator t-shirts—ideal for making a smart, humorous statement about justice in style.