Verdict Visionaries Gifts

"There may be hope. The jury has entered its second minute of deliberation."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."