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"There may be hope. The jury has entered its second minute of deliberation."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'You'll be projected as the winner by ABC one hour before the polls open.'