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'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

Mac OS 20

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Ted Hughes

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

Lizard Amusement Park

"It's a hybrid!"

Volcanic ash...

If poets wrote road signs.

The Critic...

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Virtual Babe

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

Apple Vision Pro

"My mind is still on vacation."

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!