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'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

If poets wrote road signs.

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

The Critic...

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Virtual Babe

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

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"My mind is still on vacation."

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Decision on the flip of a coin...