Voting Voyager T-Shirts

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Obsession with the Internet.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Internet Cafe.

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Ted Hughes

"It's a hybrid!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

The Critic...

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

If poets wrote road signs.

Hot Towel Web Service

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Alexa give me one reason to get out of bed today."