Vengeance Voyager T-Shirts

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Mac OS 20

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Beach flirting

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Ted Hughes

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

If poets wrote road signs.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Wine is plant-based food."

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

Virtual Babe

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Apple Vision Pro

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Winery tours.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'

'You said you wanted a book on how to enjoy wine. This is the only 'book' you need.'