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We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'The jury foreman said they that they are unanimously deadlocked.'

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

'I'm leaning towards not leaning towards anything.'

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I was abused as a child by a bank teller.'

'I'm sending you to Joliet for 15 years to think about what you did.'

'I urge the Court to take into consideration the fact that my client donated the body to science.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Before we read our verdict, the jury wants me to say that the prosecution gave us several minutes of good laughs in the jury room."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"This doesn't look promising."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Coronavirus Debate

"Sold his air rights."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

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