Verdict Reviewer Gifts

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

The Music Critic.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

The Critic...

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"You call that a suit?"

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

"How was the play!"

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

Supremacist Court

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"take your best shot, counselor."