Verdict Fan Gifts

Must you be so judgmental?

Trial by Media

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Election 2020

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

The George Bush Library Tour.

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

Arrest of La Tuta

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Bobsled Police.

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

George Will

Chuck Schumer

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.