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Must you be so judgmental?

Trial by Media

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Election 2020

Tosca stabs Scarpia

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Arrest of La Tuta

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

Bobsled Police.

Chuck Schumer

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."